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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone
else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe
out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately
leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery
store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.

Нещата, които никога няма да кажем на шефа

А може би вие бихте казали на шефа си някое от тези изречения?